Monday, September 5, 2011

What Have You Done For Me Lately?

I've gotta say it. The past few months have felt like I'm sitting in the penalty box at a hockey game. (Complete with bloody nose, blacked eye, and all the trappings that come with a good hockey game!) No, I don't have any of those, at least not physically. Emotionally, however, I'm bushed.

No. Literally. Bushed. BUSHED. As in George Dubya. That's right. Master and I are in knee deep. Mucking through the bullshit and mire caused by George Dubya's lovely action plans regarding travel in this United States. And as we wade, we have discovered that we have PATIENCE.


What? What's that, you say? "Patience is a virtue" ??? Seriously? I call bullshit on this. For this one occasion I'd like to at least point out that traveling to any other country in the world does not call for restrictions against anything you've done wrong ever ever ever... EXCEPT the United States. United, my ass. But that's another story for another day.

OK. Venting notwithstanding, I must add that I am reeling from the email this morning. I am really going to have to find a nice way of insulting that lovely woman whilst thanking her for her services when this is all done and overwith. In the meantime, jam out on this...



That's right. Halloween is right around the bend. And I will say it now. GODDAMMIT nobody but NOBODY is gonna mess with my Halloween festivities. Mabon is so very soon and we are readying ourselves for that, but me... I'm DEFINITELY onto the Halloween stuff. Oh yeah. My favorite holiday. What's the catch? Well, it's another Halloween without my Master present.

Speaking of Master, He is fine and dandy, albeit a bit pissy with the lovely lady I mentioned earlier. But I digress...

Halloween, Samhain, this is simply my most favorite holiday of every year. Being a witch means it is the end and a beginning all in one. Isn't that interesting... technically I get two New Year's. Too bad I'm not Chinese, then I'd have three. :P

Nuff said. Let's get on with the show.



I'm not THAT good. Not enough patience. Besides the fact it would scare the bejesus out of my kid. So let's try one of these?

That's more my speed.

Hasta! Have a wonderful September. Don't let "The Man" (or the bitchy woman - haha) get you down!